Adventures with Paper Girl: November 2008

Sunday, November 23, 2008

Just a public service anouncement.

THANKS TO THE CRAZY CAT LADY FOR THE FOLLOWING IMPORTANT INFORMATION AND TO SLICK FOR ALWAYS HAVING THE RECIPE AT THE END ON THE SIDE OF THE REFRIGERATOR.

IMPORTANT HEALTH ADVICE FOR WOMEN
Do you have feelings of inadequacy?
Do you suffer from shyness?
Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Margaritas.

Margaritas are the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions.

Margaritas can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything.

You will notice the benefits of Margaritas almost immediately and with a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live.

Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you will discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start living, with Margaritas.

**Margaritas may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use Margaritas.

However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.

Side effects may include:
- Dizziness , nausea, vomiting, incarceration
- Erotic lustfulness
- Loss of motor control
- Loss of clothing
- Loss of money
- Loss of virginity
- Table dancing
- Headache
- Dehydration
- Dry mouth
- And a desire to sing Karaoke

WARNING: The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you are whispering when you are not.

WARNING: The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to think you can sing.

WARNING: The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.

WARNING: The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.

Slick's Recipe for Delicious Margaritas:
64 oz limeade
6.5 oz tequila
3.25 oz cointreau

Mix all ingredients in a pretty pitcher. Pour into kosher salt rimmed glasses and repeat.

Have a great thanksgiving week.

Monday, November 17, 2008

Happy Monday!

Time for a Monday Happy List!!!

Peeper on born on day...

This week is the Peep's 5th Birthday so we are pretty birthday'd up here in the big city! She just sang "Happy Birthday to Me" to herself and we took the cupcakes for the class from the oven just a few minutes ago.

Happy List for the week:

1. Homemade cupcakes
2. Bakery cookies just for you
3. Pizza with the class
4. Paul Frank house shoes
5. A front yard birthday party
6. presents! presents! presents!

7. fancy dinner for your birthday

8. Birthday Cake for Breakfast!!
9. party store poppers